January is almost over and romance has not yet swooped into my life. I admit I haven’t taken the steps to make this happen but it’s because I have been out of town for the past three weeks babysitting two young toddlers who take up a lot of time and energy, which I could be devoting to myself. I haven’t shaved, waxed or put on make-up in ages. I feel less than femininely wicked. But I’ve already made an appointment with the greatest Polish waxer in Los Angeles as soon as the plane lands.
Just a thought: Why do single men never go to sex rehab?
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Miss Chelsea! Get up, wax your stuff and go out and find some romance. You're way too beautiful to sit at home.
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