Cleanliness is next to sexiness

I had to clean my apartment. Put away all the clothes, unpack all the boxes, hang some pictures, clean off the desk. I could have continued to let everything sit and gather dust, put off cleaning until another day but I was nudged along by the sexy man that stopped by suddenly a few days ago. About 6 feet tall, his pants hung from his body in just the right way (I really like if a man knows how to wear a pair of pants), gorgeous smile with beautiful teeth and abs made of steel.

This man isn’t romance, he is sex, sex, sex. The type of man that would make Nora Roberts blush with the naughty things he has on his mind. Therefore, the apartment is clean, tidy and ready for guests. 

Lace, Tights & Unemployment

I’m back, finally. The life of the unemployed not only includes reading as many books as possible but visiting friends in the Pacific Northwest for 6 weeks, going to the Vancouver Olympics and moving to a smaller apartment and some interior decorating on a limited budget.
If you are looking for something to do this weekend rent The Hurt Locker. It’s nominated for a few Oscars this weekend including Best Picture and Best Actor. Jeremy Renner is hot, hot, hot. The movie is powerful, intense and thought provoking. His performance as a bomb detonator in Iraq will stay with you.
I decided to see Men’s Figure Skating competition in Vancouver mainly because of the amazingness that is Johnny Weir (who was incredible. He was robbed of a medal). As I was exiting the venue I found myself standing next to a tall Asian woman with incredible platform black clogs, black tights, a black exaggerated tulip skirt and a fabulous vintage black and wool lambskin jacket. She began talking to her friends and the husky, New York voice could only belong to Vera Wang, whom I love.  She has amazing skin with no make-up.
Question: Why did she design phallic snakes on Evan Lysacek’s costume? What does it mean? I wish I had the balls to ask her.
Sometimes I wish I had a sugar daddy because I could get used to not working and travelling the world, seeing awesome things.